The word “meal” is stupid too, but for the sake of this post, I’ll overlook it.

Breakfast. You wake up. It’s been several hours since you last ate. Sure. Have something. Have a few somethings.

Dinner. A way to wrap up the day, sometimes socially. Usually, it’s been a long day. Sure. Have something. Have lots of somethings.

Lunch, though. Annoying. A task. Very little pleasure. Smack dab middle of the day. So when you’re supposed to be handling life—work, kids, school, whatever—you have to drop everything and…eat. Seems wrong. Rushed. Unceremonious.

Also, who wants to sit down to steak at noon? Pasta? A giant burger? Stir fry? The only acceptable lunch options are sandwiches, wraps and salads. Lunch is boring. Stupid.